Parking Pataweyo

A founding member of the Post Booty Society, and the one that allows all the others to claim they are Definitely Not Racist.

A loyal subject of the Great British Empire.

Regards Nick Clegg with asexual lust.

Has the most boring taste in women imaginable.

Is not the real Parking Pataweyo, just his No.1 Fan.

Is continually amazed by the existence of Jetskis