Communism

A frequent topic of discussion in the Post Booty Society.

Communism was invented in that mystical unvisitable country, The Past, by a man named Karl Marx, who was just totally jealous that everyone in his class got rich off the industrial revolution and he didn't. He channeled his salt into a document called The Communist Manifesto, which is basically a 100+ page libtard screed about why he shouldn't have to pull himself up by his bootstraps. Since it's publication, Communism has proven extremely popular for lazy and shiftless poor people everywhere.

Despite denying it on multiple occasions, Woodaba is an avowed Communist. He longs for what he calls a "world without borders", a hippie pipe dream if ever I've heard one, and is almost certainly just an excuse not to get a real job.